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FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions
Qui est ta mère?
A cheeky French brand for those who aren't afraid to make some noise. Funny and free, like your real mother, only better dressed.
Where are the socks made?
With love in Spain, from very serious people who still have a bit of a laugh.
How are your socks made?
90% organic cotton
7% polyamide
3% elastane
100% cheeky
Sponge reinforcement on heels and toes
All this for your champion calf.
Are the messages printed?
Our words are woven in cotton, no cheap prints, Real, like you.
Are our socks unisex?
Yes, our socks are for all pains in the ass without distinction.
How do your socks fit?
We have two sizes 36/41 and 42/46
If you have weird feet, that works too.
How do I wash my socks?
At 30°, upside down.
No tumble dryer unless you like Playmobil socks.
Can I carry your mother to work?
We don't know about you, but we do.
Fuck the dress code.
Can I order if I'm a brat?
We only sell to brats, pain in the ass, bad asses.
So welcome.
Will there be new drops?
Yes, get ready and subscribe to your mother's Instagram account.
So as not to cry when it sells out.
Do you do limited editions?
Yes, and they go as quickly as a text to your ex at 3 a.m.
Why insults?
To set your calves on fire.
Can I give the socks to my mother?
Only if she has self-mockery, watch out for the kick throw.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, prepare your passport.
Delivery times?
Within 3 to 5 working days for France
Within 5 to 7 working days for international delivery
Via Mondial Relay
Who is ta mère?
A team of sarcasm geniuses who turn every foot into a weapon of mass derision.
Coton certifié 100% Bio
Nos chaussettes sont fabriquées en coton 100 % bio certifié, cultivé sans pesticides ni produits chimiques. Doux, respirant et respectueux de la planète, ce coton est également certifié Oeko-Tex® Standard 100, garantissant l’absence de substances nocives pour votre peau.
