*Socks

We make socks, not politeness.
ta mēre.
ta mēre.
ta mēre.

May contain traces of sarcasm

Your mother validates

One small step for you, one big fuck for humanity

Life is too short to be fuckin' boring

Welcome to the team

Congratulations, you just shocked your mother-in-law.

Welcome to our store

the collection

Discover our selection.
more dogs less people. more dogs less people.

more dogs less people.

€18,00
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sac à merde. sac à merde.

sac à merde.

€18,00
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imbecile heureux. imbecile heureux.

imbecile heureux.

€18,00
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balec. balec.

balec.

€18,00
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trou du cul. trou du cul.

trou du cul.

€18,00
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no pain no miettes. no pain no miettes.

no pain no miettes.

€18,00
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canaille. canaille.

canaille.

€18,00
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boucan. boucan.

boucan.

€18,00
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bad ass. bad ass.

bad ass.

€18,00
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WHERE IS TA MÈRE FROM?

OUR ADVANTAGES

Here's why you should choose us

FAST AND CARBON NEUTRAL DELIVERY

Ta mère takes care of the delivery, always on time and eco-responsible.

EASY RETURNS WITHIN 14 DAYS

You got the wrong size, your mother-in-law didn't approve, or you finally got your ex back...

TA MÈRE STAY TUNED

You can contact us at any time for advice on sizes, a model, a chat, etc.

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Who is ta mère?

A cheeky French brand for those who aren't afraid to make some noise. Funny and free, like your real mother, only better dressed.

Where are the socks made?

With love in Spain, from very serious people who still have a bit of a laugh.

How are your socks made?

90% organic cotton
7% polyamide
3% elastane
100% cheeky
Sponge reinforcement on heels and toes
All this for your champion calf.

Are the messages printed?

Our words are woven in cotton, no cheap prints, Real, like you.